27 Cringey Geniuses That Should Be Taken Down A Notch

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Ada Elder
Sep 7, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

There's nothing more insufferable than a pretentious dickwad who thinks they're superior to the rest of the world. These brazen individuals (who are definitely having delusions of grandeur) felt the need to declare their superiority on social media. It just ends up being satisfying schadenfreude for us losers.

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    cringey genius - Text - The reason why I'm so cocky and arrogant is because l'm legit ABOVE 99.999999% of the human population. The absolute level of insight and life knowledge l possess is far greater than normal people could ever accumulate in their entire lives. It's not arrogance if it's the truth.
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    cringey genius - Text - Probably why wearing contact lenses for long make your eyes feel horrible. 27 Reply 3h I read this as I rub my c.. Oh look we gota smart necessary to add something a person with average intelligence could conclude? here! Was it really Reply -39 Hey, if you don't get invited many places, this type of thing is probably why. t 19 Reply Oh of course I get invited. I have a really high iq and people love that. I bet you're just projecting. Are you going to goog le that word ki
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    cringey genius - Text - 4 hrs I need Al to become more human like so I can have something to discuss quantum physics and reality with. 9 Comments 8 Like Comment Message
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    cringey genius - Text - terrible internet poetry that we would still obviously love to read Yesterday at 2:59 PM Only been here for a couple of days but I see there's a lot of pretty females in this group (and smart ones btw, which is a rare thing). I'm really looking forward to chatting with some of you. I have an IQ of around 150, so if you are not within 5 points (10 if you are cute enough) that score refrain from responding to my advances and let those who are really worth my time have the p
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    cringey genius - Text - Does electricity effect water freezing? Chemistry If you put electrical current through water will it prevent it from freezing? Speed the freezing process up? in AskScience by 3.9K 91% © 11h T-21 3h OBVIOUSLY imagine the electrons hetting the molecules of water and giving them more energy. That will MELT the ice. I am only 15 years old and I know this. I hate how much more intelligent I am than most adults; it's actually quite sad. 6 more replies
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    cringey genius - Text - I'm on 3 accounts talking about 15 different things at the same time and my brain is just getting warmed up 6:37 AM 11Aug 18
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    cringey genius - Text - Yesterday at 4:36 PM So... I think my ability to ride a horse, shoot a gun, grow my own food (and just be smarter than most of humanity) will be a good reason to keep me around during the zombie apocalypse. Just saying... 11 1 Comment
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    cringey genius - Text - 1 hr So I asked my mom what my IQ was. She said they tested me as a kid and it was 125. I looked it up and that's 1 IQ point higher than the average CEO of a fortune 500. 5 percent of the world is on my level, shout out if you are. It's the same as Goerge W Bush's IQ and is close to the where the US President IQ average would be, but with all this said your dumb still thinks you're smarter than me
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    cringey genius - Text - Pretty good, how's it going for you? |Good except. Idk I feel weird Like I think I'm like crazy or something Bc I think my brain recognizes it's own intelligence Like I've never met anyone who thinks even closely to my perception of reality. Like you |meet people who just kind of understand your outlook and have very similar outlooks. |I stand alone. And I've interacted with thousands of people. I jus feel weird ME Don't go full Kanye lol No no see I want to be an example
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    cringey genius - Text - daddy I wish I wasn't so musically educated, so I can enjoy my time at these bars/clubs 1:11 AM 04 Nov 18 5 Retweets 29 Likes
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    cringey genius - Green - December 24, 2016 Mom: what are you doing? me: metaphysics her: [appalled] metaphysics, on christmas? me: yes. 69 10 Comment
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    cringey genius - Text - TODAY Increasing the vernacular of a swath of individuals is sometimes rather perplexing but best of luck to you ME How long did you spend on the thesarus website
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    cringey genius - Text - Su at 4:14 AM How many presidents from United States an average US citizen know? I'm from Europe and i know 25 of them 5 Comments Like Comment
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    cringey genius - Text - I know that our education standards have declined since I was in school due to things like no child left behind and common core, but I just witnessed something inexcusable that should embarrass every teacher. At the farmers market my total was $7.15. I handed the cashier a $10 and she needed a calculator to figure out that the change was $1.85. That level of math was something I had mastered by 3rd or 4th grade and math was my worst subject. What is happening in this coun
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    cringey genius - Text - November 11 at 9:17am-Philadelphia, PA Last week I corrected my professor in Art History class and she took it pretty hard. I basically proved her knowledge wrong and got thrown out of class for it! Thankfully rest of the students protested this move and followed me out. They asked me to hold the next "class" at my house and teach them the next chapter. Eventually we all went to the deparment head and complained so the teacher is now suspended and I have an A in the class
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    cringey genius - Text - Breana You shouldnt even be allowed on a computer let alone on facebook all day if your 16 and Still dont know the difference between Their', 'There', and They're'. Seen that like 6 times today. Smh... Lmao Like Comment Share about a minute ago via mobile likes this Joe "if your 16" a few seconds ago Like Write a comment..
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    cringey genius - Text - just casually reading my green bottle and can mentally picture the atomic structures of 70% of the ingredients 10:23 PM 27 Sep 17 17 Likes
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    cringey genius - Text - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like music. You: hey Stranger: Hey. You: how you doing? Stranger: It's 'How are you doing? You: It's 'trying to be friendly, there's no need to be patronizing' Stranger: You shouldn't call yourself it', kind've self degrading. Stranger: But then again, I'm sensing some flaws in the mind and personality.
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    cringey genius - Text - All replies English has around 2 billion speakers including second language speakers. Maderin has around 1.5 billion (for people with low IQs, Maderin is the language most people mean when they say Chinese) 1 hour ago X
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    cringey genius - Text - Kelly February 2, 2012 at 5:17pm I'm sorry I don't know who Skrillex is. I was so busy listening to Bach, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, and other various classical artists that I forgot to go bumbling through Youtube to look for whatever that is. [Side note: Skrillex seriously just sounds like a bunch of random, computer generated, annoying noises to me. I'll stick to piano and violins. Kthxbai.] Share
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    cringey genius - Text - We are only human, on a dying planet, circling an inferno of gas, in a speck of dust, circling an object of which we almost cannot even comprehend nor even really figure out, in the vast area we call "space" Do you really think we "matter"? That's deep. Can you match my intelligence? I doubt it.
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    cringey genius - Text - Iread so much now, I've started citing books in every conversation. Whatever I say, I probably have a quote to back me up. I think I've | quoted Aristotle 2x already today. It's only 10 am
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    cringey genius - Text - My mom has spent months trying to catch this snowy owl on camera 1325 96% 4h O34 pics redd.it 42 Months?! She should get inside! She must be freezing! -36 1h She hasn't actually been outside for months. Comments like yours are so tediously odious. Sigh...
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    cringey genius - Text - 3 1h Me: Have STEM degree Sibling: Went to school for Graphic Artist. Me: 6 figure salary Sibling: Eventually joined Army to pay off student loans after failure to find work as a Graphic Artist, hated it, now works in a warehouse Denly 18
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    cringey genius - Text - A tv isn't a tv. A phone isn't a phone. A screen isn't a screen. You all are staring at pixels. Feel dumb yet? Like Comment Share 1 Electricity to b exact Like Reply More 2 hours ago
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    cringey genius - Text - All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys 162 Reply 5h Let's take the bottom 99% and put them in the 1%! Reply 68 4h They already are 51 Reply 2h As an intellectual this makes me cringe. It's mathematically impossible and I could prove it, but you probably wouldn't understand. Reply -52
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    cringey genius - Text - beginning to scare her? 45 minutes ago relationships 50% upvoted Dating My gf and I have dated for about 1 year but lately she says that I am beginning to scare her. Basically from time to time I begin to laugh uncontrollably at night-time. I'm not asleep when this happens, but I just ponder how pointless existence is and how ridiculous life really is. I start to laugh uncontrollably at the absurdity of it all My girlfriend says this has started to scare her. I could try
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